“Never again,” I muttered, sitting down in my airplane seat. My partner Sebas (name changed) sat next to me and sighed, “Yes, I won’t do that again.”
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He sounded sad, and understandably so. We had just learned that the so-called “Mile High Club” – the “club” of people who have tried sex on a flying plane – is a myth.
It was the most chaotic, most annoying, and nastiest experience of my life.
Thirty minutes into the flight back to London from romantic Florence, we tried to have sex in the airplane bathroom – and it was the most chaotic, most annoying, and nastiest experience of my life.
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So nasty that it temporarily put me off sex.